I love the smell of citrus in the morning.
I have wanted to see this for such a long time, it’s beautiful.
Somewhere in the world, Cave Johnson is punching the air
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE GUY WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
i really admire cosplayers because you have to have a lot of guts to tell you parents “im going to paint myself grey so i can go hang out with some people youve never met so we can all dress up as grey goat aliens”
In the spirit of Halloween, what type of monster could you see me as?
Did a makeup test for Jack Frost today, I’ve literally never done cosplay makeup before help
This is SO cool that I just had to share.
you clever fuckers
my teacher used this today
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%
how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use
i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”
they’re calling to mother for food
F E E D
that one character that you’re like “do i love this character or am i this character?”
"and if i am this character, why hasn’t someone stopped me?”